"horny jerk off situation"
Gawker pointed me to this commentary (which you should go read) on an amusing tid-bit from an article on the collapse of the Iranian reform movement:
The Muk Report: Iranian Teens Going Blind
Seems all the young people wacking off too much because they have satellite tv. Whatever, great theory there, dude. I just really don't have anything to add other than laughing at the phrase "horny jerk off situation", which I feel fairly certain should have been hyphenated somewhere in there.